Goin' potty

"Momma, I gotta go potty."

"Alright, what are you waiting for, go potty"

"Come with me."

"No, you don't need company in the bathroom."

"Come with me Momma, it's boring to go potty by myself."

"Just GO."

"Okay, you don't need to yell."

"... aaw, you came to keep me company - MOMMA! what are you doing with the camera?!"

"You can't take pictures of me going potty. Silly Momma. Put the camera down. - Momma, put the camera down, please. Momma, I can't go potty if you're taking pictures of me."

"Momma, you can go now... MOMMA."

"MOMMA, GET OUT AND SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YOU!"

"Okay, you don't need to yell."