When boys go potty

Recently, the Lollygagger informed me of how boys go potty.

They have their own bathroom because they don't always sit down. "In fact Momma, they stand up to potty. Did you know that!? Isn't that funny Momma?"

She continued on with "Did you know their pee-pee comes out their little spout? You know what else Momma? They don't even use toilet paper. Boys are so gross!"

Shocked, I asked from what reliable source her information comes. Her friend at school, of course. The friend has a brother.

So, it begins.